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February 24, 2013

They Want Me To Do Script Coverage

Recently, I was invited by a Vancouver production company to come into their office and talk about doing a little script coverage for them. For those who don't know (and fair enough because neither did I before going to film school), coverage means looking at scripts they simply don't have time to read and helping decide if said scripts should be considered for film production. I read a script, give my opinion in the form of a formal analysis, and then hand it off to the powers that be to do as they see fit.

Never mind that the gig is unpaid (they always are at first), it's no small thing to take a writer's baby and decide what kind of a kid it's going to be when it grows up. I mean, who the hell am I? And yet this is how it works and, well, somebody's got to do it. Coincidentally, the offer comes during Oscar month, with the horizon filled by wonders like Lincoln, Amour, Silver Linings Playbook, Django Unchained and a basket of other great films all begging to be praised and emulated by tomorrow`s up-and-coming screenwriters. As I pour bowls of chips and beer nuts for our Sunday night Oscar party, I remind myself that I'm not necessarily looking for Award-winners in the scripts I'll be given, just good, solid stories that would look good (and sell tickets) on screen. I can do this, I tell myself. And after all, what a great chance to get my foot in the door and meet the "right" people!

Given that this opportunity is passed down by a former instructor and much-respected story editor in the industry, I take the interview. Arriving at their office ten minutes early so as to make a good impression, I buzz up and the door unlocks itself to let me in. I enter a small foyer, folder of writing samples in hand, and face the only way up to the second floor: an elevator old enough to be my grandfather. Now, my list of phobias is a short one, but right at the top is elevators. I can wax eloquent in front of crowds large and small, wrap snakes around my neck, and entertain spiders and clowns without batting an eyelash. But when it comes to making my way through a building, show me the stairs every time.

I take a deep breath and press the button. A loud thump and the whurring of motor and chains announces the car's imminent arrival. The door finally opens and in the biggest letters possible, a sign on the back wall announces that this particular vehicle to higher ground has a tendency to stop unexpectedly. A service company's phone number is graciously provided should such an event occur. I step back quietly and let the door close.

"Really?" I inquire of myself. "You get the opportunity you've been waiting six months (not to mention your whole life) for and you're going to let this stop you?" Yes, I answer. Yes, I am.

I sigh and press the button again. Two more times I go through this irrational, infantile exercise before finally working up the nerve to step in. Upon release from my prison seven seconds later, I meet with my new hopeful team. As fate would have it, two former VFS classmates are also on board. The meeting is a wild, brilliant success, despite my embarrassing (and thankfully amusing) admission of despising the building's primary mode of transport. I'm given non-disclosure forms to sign and am notified my first script will arrive within the week. The production company head (I shall name him Ted) shakes my hand and we're off to the races.

I leave elated until I remember I must elevate once again to the ground floor. I locate a flight of stairs at the back of the building, but alas, the door at the bottom is locked. I return to the second floor, swallow my pride and press the button I know I'll become intimate with many times in the future. I really need to see a therapist about this, I mutter under my breath.

Then it occurs to me what I've signed up for and the afternoon's trauma suddenly take on new meaning. Writing a script and then handing it off to others in hopes that they will like and (God willing) turn into a movie is as terrifying to writers as riding an elevator is to me. And in the same way that the staff of Production Company X accommodated my childish fear and chose to work with me anyway, I'll need to handle the scripts to come with my fullest attention and the gentlest care. Heck, if all those writers can risk insecurity and high anxiety to make their dreams come true, I guess I can take an elevator once in a while.

Then again, stairs are good for the heart. Sigh.

January 23, 2013

My Top 30 All-Time Favourite Films

Ethan Hawke and Julie Delpy in 1995's "Before Sunset"
Whenever someone asks me, "What's your favourite movie?", the question always feels approximately as useful as asking, "Which one of your kids do you love the most?" Sure, I have my favourite but like I'm going to tell them. Ahem, scratch that. What I meant to say was, "How can you pick one when there are so many to love?" (Two points for good parenting.)

To make it easier (though hardly easy), I narrowed it down to my Top 30. Following that is a list of my Top 10 in each of nine categories: Drama, Comedy, Action, Family/Romantic Comedy, Fantasy/Sci-Fi, Horror, Crime/Thriller, Historical, and Animated.

My choices were based on fairly basic criteria: Was it a good story? Did it unfold well? Was the writing good? Did it keep me engaged? Did it move me? Would I want to watch it again (and again)? I wasn't concerned with whether Oscar, critics, or friends approve. These are my faves. My own. My pre-e-e-cious.

Lists like these are always flawed, inevitably missing a few, thanks to lapses in memory, and perennially subject to change as new films come out. Nonetheless, I still believe they're useful if only to get a snapshot of where my preference lied at a particular point in time, as in indicator of the types pf movies that tend to attract me, and/or also as a basis for recommended viewing. (Added bonus: They can also serve as a guide in my later years when senility takes hold and I have the pleasure of viewing these films afresh, over and over again.)

MY TOP 30 ALL-TIME FAVOURITE FILMS:
  1. Before Sunrise
  2. Magnolia
  3. Good Will Hunting
  4. Garden State
  5. The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (US version)
  6. Forrest Gump
  7. The Big Lebowski
  8. As Good As It Gets
  9. Groundhog Day
  10. Goodfellas
  11. Casino
  12. Inglorious Basterds
  13. Snatch
  14. The Bourne Identity
  15. The Bourne Supremacy
  16. The Bourne Ultimatum
  17. The Departed
  18. Schindler’s List
  19. The Great Dictator
  20. Leon The Professional
  21. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  22. Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring
  23. Blade Runner
  24. Gladiator
  25. Braveheart
  26. Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back
  27. Star Wars IV: A New Hope
  28. Alien
  29. Ratatouille
  30. Jaws
DRAMA (Top 10):
  1. Before Sunrise
  2. Magnolia
  3. Good Will Hunting
  4. Forrest Gump
  5. Inglorious Basterds
  6. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  7. A Beautiful Mind
  8. Chocolat
  9. Glengarry Glenn Ross
  10. Network
(Runners-Up: The King's Speech, Beasts of the Southern Wild, Fargo, No Country For Old Men, Dead Poets Society, American Beauty, Kramer vs. Kramer, Fearless (Peter Weir), The Virgin Suicides, American History X, Philadelphia, Blood Diamond, Slumdog Millionaire, Django Unchained, K-Pax, Crash, The Green Mile, Titanic, What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, Blue Valentine, Up In The Air, Ides of March, The Contender, Million Dollar Baby, Matchstick Men, A Single Man, Requiem For a Dream, I Am Sam, Lord of War, Titanic, Moulin Rouge)

COMEDY (Top 10):
  1. The Big Lebowski
  2. Groundhog Day
  3. The Great Dictator
  4. Wayne’s World
  5. Monkey Business (Marx Bros.)
  6. Adaptation
  7. Ferris Beuller’s Day Off
  8. Monty Python and the Holy Grail
  9. Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
  10. The Breakfast Club
(Runners-Up: Tootsie, The Truman Show, Shaun of the Dead, Coming to America, Duck Soup (Marx Bros), Horse Feathers (Marx Bros), Office Space, Anchorman, Superbad, Pineapple Express, Burn After Reading, Napoleon Dynamite, The Grinch Who Stole Christmas The Mask, Liar, Liar, Elf, The Jerk, Life of Brian, South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, Airplane, Zelig)

ACTION (Top 10):
  1. Snatch
  2. The Bourne Identity
  3. The Bourne Supremacy
  4. The Bourne Ultimatum
  5. Leon The Professional
  6. Apocalypse Now
  7. Skyfall
  8. Die Hard
  9. Die Hard 2
  10. Lethal Weapon
(Runners-Up: The Deer Hunter, Lethal Weapon 2, Man on Fire, The Boondock Saints, Suicide Kings, In Bruges, Goldeneye, Fight Club, Drive, Heat, Sin City, Casino Royale, The Raid: Redemption, Unleashed, Ocean's Eleven, Face/Off, Snake Eyes)

FAMILY/ROMANTIC COMEDY (Top 10):
  1. Garden State
  2. As Good As It Gets
  3. When Harry Met Sally
  4. Parenthood
  5. Planes, Trains & Automobiles
  6. Big
  7. Sleepless in Seattle
  8. Love Actually
  9. Little Miss Sunshine
  10. The Birdcage
(Runners-Up: Midnight in Paris, Moulin Rouge, Definitely, Maybe, Zack and Miri Make a Porno, Juno, Wedding Crashers, He’s Just Not That Into You, Something’s Gotta Give, It’s Complicated, The Holiday, Under The Tuscan Sun, Bottle Shock)

FANTASY/SCI-FI (Top 10):
  1. Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring
  2. Blade Runner
  3. Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back
  4. Star Wars IV: A New Hope
  5. Alien
  6. The Matrix
  7. The Terminator 2
  8. Raiders of the Lost Ark
  9. The Dark Knight
  10. Pan’s Labyrinth
(Runners-Up: Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, Batman Begins, The Road Warrior, Jurassic Park, E.T., Close Encounters of the Third Kind, 200: A Space Odyssey, Iron Man, The Dark Crystal, The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, A Scanner Darkly, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkeban, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1, Back to the Future, The Wizard of Oz, Moon, Children of Men, Donnie Darko, X-Men, Superman, Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan, Star Trek (2009), Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith, Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi, The Avengers, The Amazing Spider-Man, Blade, Hellboy 2, Limitless, The Book of Eli, Tron)

HORROR (Top 10):
  1. Jaws
  2. The Orphanage
  3. Halloween (John Carpenter)
  4. The Shining
  5. The Ring
  6. The Descent
  7. The Exorcist
  8. Psycho
  9. The Sixth Sense
  10. The Thing
(Runners-Up: The Birds, The Omen, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, The Evil Dead, Aliens, 28 Days Later, 28 Weeks Later, The Dead Zone, Jacob's Ladder, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Devil’s Advocate, Identity, Red Dragon, From Hell, Sweeney Todd, Angel Heart, Paranormal Activity, Halloween (Rob Zombie), Cloverfield, Quarantine, The Midnight Meat Train, From Dusk Till Dawn, Signs, Event Horizon, Prince of Darkness, Drag Me To Hell)             

CRIME/THRILLER (Top 10):
  1. The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo
  2. Goodfellas
  3. Casino
  4. The Departed
  5. The Godfather
  6. The Godfather 2
  7. The Silence of the Lambs
  8. Pulp Fiction
  9. Seven
  10. The Shawshank Redemption
(Runners-Up: The Untouchables, Witness, Memento, The Usual Suspects, L.A. Confidential, Gone Baby Gone, Mystic River, Chinatown, Carlito’s Way, The Verdict, Reservoir Dogs, Jackie Brown, Vertigo, Rear Window, Unbreakable, Insomnia, Changeling, A History of Violence, Dog Day Afternoon, The Insider, Scarface, A Time To Kill, The Pelican Brief, Conspiracy Theory, The Manchurian Candidate, Inside Man, Pride and Glory, Brooklyn's Finest, City Hall, 8MM)

HISTORICAL (Top 10):
  1. Schindler’s List
  2. Gladiator
  3. Braveheart
  4. The King’s Speech
  5. Lincoln
  6. The Social Network
  7. Sunshine
  8. Gandhi
  9. Mississippi Burning
  10. Lawrence of Arabia
(Runners-Up: Argo, Good Night and Good Luck, Saving Private Ryan, Chariots of Fire, Master and Commander, The Pianist, Elizabeth, The Hurricane, We Are Marshall, Defiance, Sarah's Key, Enemy At The Gates, All The President’s Men, JFK, Spartacus, Ben Hur, Guilty By Suspicion, The Right Stuff, Glory, Hotel Rwanda, Victory, Pollock, The Mission. Apollo 13)

ANIMATED (Top 10)
  1. Ratatouille
  2. Finding Nemo
  3. Fantasia
  4. Toy Story
  5. Wall-E
  6. Up
  7. The Little Mermaid
  8. Beauty and the Beast
  9. The Nightmare Before Christmas
  10. The Lion King
(Runners-Up: The Emperor’s New Groove, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Monsters Inc., The Incredibles, Fantasia 2000, Snow White and the Seven Dwarves, The Iron Giant, Pinocchio, Happy Feet, Flushed Away, Chicken Run, Heavy Metal, Pink Floyd: The Wall, The Rescuers, Hercules, Mulan, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Lady and the Tramp, The Secret of Nimh)

January 22, 2013

My Top 20 All-Time Favourite Film Composers

These are my personal choices based on:
  • how each composer's music affects me emotionally, regardless of what I or others think of the particular movies or other media production in question;
  • their ability to score a broad range of totally unique, totally different "soundscapes" from movie to movie, despite having an identifiable signature sound; 
  • the degree to which their music complements what appears on screen, assisting in telling the film's story.
Enjoy!

1. John Williams
In my books, no one could touch Sir Boston Pops for the longest time, my earliest childhood memories steeped as they were in the soundtracks for Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Jaws, Superman and E.T. (Never mind Jurassic Park, Schindler's List, Harry Potter, and the gagillion other megafilms his star would get hitched to over the years. I mean, just who does this guy think he is, the twentieth century's Mozart?) And while his scores occasionally resemble Eddy Van Halen's guitar licks - indisputably cool and beyond his peers, yet so convoluted as to grate on the nerves - he is still the undisputed king of the hill. 

2. Hans Zimmer
If anyone can give Williams a run for his money, though, it's this guy. Three things stand out immediately. One, he (or one of his many cohort-proteges from Remote Control Productions) seems to do the music for EVERYTHING. Movies, TV, video games, you name it. (I smell a monopoly.) Two, his ability to create entirely unique music each time out of the gate is apparently limitless. Three, he's remarkably unfettered by any specific style or genre. Don't know what I mean? Just listen to the utterly-unlike-each-other scores for Driving Miss Daisy, The Lion King, Gladiator, Matchstick Men, The Dark Knight, and The Ring, one after the other. Dude's not human.    

3. Alexander Desplat
France's best modern composer threatened to dethrone both Williams and Zimmer in my pantheon when he rifled off a barrage of soaring (and Oscar-nominated) scores in less than a decade: Girl With a Pearl Earring, Syriana, Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, The King's Speech, The Tree of Life, Moonrise Kingdom, Argo, Zero Dark Thirty. When I'm writing a script, searching for inspiration for my own scores, or simply want to sit and contemplate existence, Desplat is my go-to sound guru. 

4. James Horner
From Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan forward, I was a confirmed Horner-Dog. Though his liberal use of tubular bells and rise-and-fall string runs sometimes make his scores feel a little samey at times (compare Khan with Titanic and Braveheart), he's still near the top of his game after nearly four decades in the saddle. (And he has the distinction of writing my all-time favourite score for Ron Howard's A Beautiful Mind.) 

5. Thomas Newman
Like Zimmer, he's done it all for a long, long time and it just keeps getting better and better, from 1984's Reckless to last year's Skyfall. Newman is a bottomless well. And again like Zimmer, he seems as comfortable with a synthesizer as he does with an orchestra. I mean, this guy did Revenge of the Nerds, Desperately Seeking Susan, and Less Than Zero, then followed up with The Shawshank Redemption, American Beauty, and The Green Mile before moving on to Finding Nemo, Wall-E, The Adjustment Bureau, Best Exotic Marigold Hotel, and TV's The Newsroom. Come on!

6. Danny Elfman
Tim Burton's fave virtuoso didn't have a clue how to write music after he left the quirly 80's band, Oingo Boingo. But he figured it out and after Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Beetlejuice, Batman, Edward Scissorhands and The Nightmare Before Christmas (just to name a few Burton classics), he took on serious stuff like Delores Claiborne, Good Will Hunting, and Red Dragon before returning to his gothic fairy tale roots with Big Fish, Spiderman, Hellboy 2, Hitchcock, and the upcoming Oz, The Great and Powerful.  No other composer has simultaneously inspired me and freaked me out quite like Elfman. (Well, except maybe for Christopher Young. See #12.)   

7. Rachel Portman
It's no secret that there aren't nearly enough celebrated female composers in Hollywood. Whatever the reasons exactly, I know they're out there somewhere (Lisa Gerrard, Anne Dudley and Shirley Walker come to mind) and wish them well. At the top of the list is Portman, whose scores for A Little Princess, Chocolat, The Cider House Rules, The Manchurian Candidate, Never Let Me Go, and Snow Flower and the Secret Fan dance, play and elicit tears that could fill an ocean. I'm a kid again every time I hear one of her plaintiff violins or hopeful flutes. She just kills me. 

8. James Newton Howard
Hans Zimmer's prolific right-hand man seems to have hit the sweet spot when it comes to opportunities for scoring for both high concept and high art. With over a hundred films under his belt, Howard takes his role as musical storyteller seriously, knowing exactly what to put where to maximize the full-sensory impact of the films he's connected to. For me, it all started with Glengarry Glenn Ross, but his career was in swing for a full decade before that. Then came Falling Down, The Fugitive, Wyatt Earp, Outbreak, Primal Fear, The Devil's Advocate, The Sixth Sense (and all things Shyamalan), I Am Legend, Blood Diamond, The Dark Knight (with Zimmer), It's Complicated, The Hunger Games, The Bourne Legacy. . .sheesh, I could be here all day!  

9. Howard Shore
By the time The Lord of the Rings came out, I'd been enjoying Shore's scores for years without realizing it. Very sneaky, Mr. Shore. And I call myself a David Cronenberg fan! Yes, he's laid down tracks for every one of the Canadian director's films from The Brood to A Dangerous Method, but along the way he somehow also managed to work in The Silence of the Lambs, Mrs. Doubtfire, Philadelphia, Seven, That Thing You Do!, High Fidelity, The Cell, Gangs of New York, Hugo and, of course, The Hobbit. Like Horner, he does tend to repeat himself on occasion, but few composers have been able to pull off the range of musical styles represented in his impressive, Oscar-winning resume.  

10. Ennio Morricone
You don't mess with the legend who did The Good, The Bad and the Ugly and live to tell the tale. No, I don't mean Clint Eastwood. I'm talking about the iconic Italian composer who was born in 1928, has scored for over 500 film and TV productions, and is still scoring films as we speak! (What is the musical equivalent of Viagra? Whatever it is, I'll take two.) Even his works familiar to North American audiences speak for themselves (and I'm skipping literally hundreds of movies to get there): Days of Heaven, La Cage Aux Folles, The Thing, Once Upon A Time in America, The Mission, The Untouchables, Frantic, Casualties of War, Hamlet, Bugsy, City of Joy, Lolita, Bulworth, and Malena.    

11. Clint Mansell
The former lead singer of UK band Pop Will Eat Itself buddied up with Trent Reznor in the late 90s before landing two back-to-back gigs with director Darren Aronofsky on Pi and Requiem for a Dream (the latter with the Kronos Quartet). After this, came Suspect Zero, The Fountain, Smokin' Aces, Definitely, Maybe, Black Swan, Moon, and the video game, Mass Effect 3. For sheer cool factor, innovation, and mood, Mansell makes my list.

12. Christopher Young
Few composers apply ice directly to my skeleton like Mr. Young. Here's why: Hellraiser, A Nightmare on Elm Street 2, Flowers in the Attic, The Fly 2, Species, Copycat, Urban Legend, The Grudge, The Exorcism of Emily Rose, The Uninvited and Drag Me To Hell. (To be fair, he's also had his fair share of solid dramas, including Hard Rain, The Hurricane, Wonder Boys, The Shipping News, and Runaway Jury.) You'd think I'd have his formula for inducing fear figured out by now. Starting with a few safe, melancholic chords designed to lull one into a false sense of security, there suddenly cascades from the darkness a terrifying barrage of discordant strings that pretty much makes you want to run for your life. Gets me every time. Gawd!

13. Harry Gregson-Williams
Two things surprised me about 2007`s sleeper hit, Gone Baby Gone: that Ben Affleck directed it (great comeback, Sir Gigli) and the haunting score by another Zimmer disciple. As with Howard Shore, I'd dug his music for some time without knowing his name in great films like Smila's Sense of Snow, The Replacement Killers, Shrek, Veronica Guerin, Domino, and The Chronicles of Narnia. He followed up Gone, Baby, Gone with The Taking of Pelham 123, Prince of Persia, and Afleck's next hit, The Town. His music was my constant soundtrack throughout film school. Great stuff to write to.

14. Carter Burwell
New York City boy and former cartoonist, Burwell's quirky scores have helped the Coen Brothers deliver cinematic goodies like Blood Simple, Fargo, Burn After Reading, and True Grit. Filling the spaces between were The Hudsucker Proxy, Rob Roy, Conspiracy Theory, Gods and Monsters, Being John Malkovich, Adaptation, In Bruges, The Kids Are Alright, A Serious Man and Seven Psychopaths. And I'm just getting started. 

15. A.R. Rahman
Before this veteran, internationally-celebrated Indian composer came to the attention of North America thanks to a little film called Slumdog Millionaire, he was already dubbed "the Mozart of Madras". A master at synthesizing the sounds of east and west, his unique dramatic style earned him a gig on the critically-acclaimed (and Oscar-nominated) 127 Hours, even as he continued to score film after film in Bollywood. Slumdog continues to be one of my all-time favourite soundtracks, but don't stop there. There's plenty more where that came from.

16. Maurice Jarre
Sadly gone four years now, Jarre was another legend with a resume chock full of seminal work as influential and engaging in 1999's Sunshine as it was in 1962's Lawrence of Arabia. In between, he scored dozens of classic films including Doctor Zhivago, Gambit, The Man Who Would Be King, TV's Jesus of Nazareth, The Year of Living Dangerously, A Passage to India, Witness, Fatal Attraction, Dead Poets Society, Ghost, Jacob's Ladder, and the Jeff Bridges masterpiece, Fearless. Though hardly a classic, I must add Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, simply because I was 15 at the time and thought the movie rocked! Thank you, Mr. Jarre. You are truly missed.

17. Vangelis
With only a few films to his credit (though many more albums besides), Evangelos Odysseas Papathanassiou (please, call him Vangelis) nonetheless changed forever the way movies would incorporate music. In the early 80s, synthesizers were largely relegated to the few New Wave bands who dared to pass them off as "legitimate" instruments and the resulting sound as "legitimate" music. You certainly didn't use them as the musical backbone for a serious, mainstream Hollywood film. Then came Vangelis' Academy Award-winning score for Chariots of Fire (1981) and electronica was off to the races. He followed up with the infinitely-praiseworthy soundtrack for Blade Runner, then receded slowly on the horizon with Mask, 1492, and Oliver Stone's critical bomb, Alexander. But not without leaving a permanent mark on film for which every composer since has been eternally grateful. 

18. Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross
Sure they've only scored a couple of major Hollywood movies (not including Reznor`s work on Seven and Ross's on Book of Eli), but those movies were The Social Network and The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo! You don't even have to be a Nine Inch Nails fan to enjoy and appreciate Reznor's genius here, although it doesn't hurt. In terms of capturing texture and tone to help convey the essence of a films' story, while at the same time presenting something we've never heard before, no one beats these guys who in their industrial, John Cage-y prime.

19. Cliff Martinez
Where has this guy been all my life? Maybe it's because his music sits so perfectly in the background, stealthily creating mood and ambiance without ever getting in the way, that I was able to overlook his music. At least until I was T-boned by his hypnotic score for 2011's Drive, (which quickly became my "Saturday Night Fever strut" music to and from school - paint can, not included). Check out any or all of the following: Sex, Lies and Videotape, Pump Up The Volume, The Limey, Traffic, Narc Solaris, Contagion, Arbitrage, and The Company You Keep.

20. Air
One of my favourite bands ever, France's Air has been pumping out masterpieces since the late 90s, including Premiers Symptomes, Moon Safari, 10,000 Hertz Legend, and Talkie Walkie. Though they've only  scored one film to date, Sofia Coppola's The Virgin Suicides, that soundtrack remains one of the coolest around.

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Honourable Mention:
Of course, I'll be pummeled by my closest friends if I don't include some of the following out of sheer respect (especially landmark composers like Bernard Herman, Jerry Goldsmith, Philip Glass, Nino Rota, and the Bernsteins). So without further ado, here are a host of others that could have easily made my list of 20 faves (by last name, not importance), but for whom there simply wasn't room:  

Craig Armstrong, Tyler Bates, John Barry, Elmer Bernstein, Leonard Bernstein, Terrence Blanchard, Ludovic Bource, John Brion, Mychael Danna, The Chemical Brothers, Bill Conti, John Debney, Ramin Djawadi, Tan Dun, Clint Eastwood, Peter Gabriel, Michael Giacchino, Elliot Goldenthal, Bernard Herman, Jerry Goldsmith, Philip Glass, Jonny Greenwood, Nicholas Hooper, Alberto Iglesias, Mark Isham, Jonsi, David Julyan, Shim Hyun Jung, Jan Kaczmarek, Abel Korzeniowski, Jesper Kyd, Paul Leonard-Morgan. Henry Mancini, Alan Menken, Javier Navarrete, Randy Newman, John Ottman, John Powell, Daft Punk, Max Richter, Graham Reynolds, Nino Rota, Garry Schyman, Edward Shearmur, Jeremy Soule, Yann Tiersen, Gabriel Yared, and Marcelo Zarvos.

January 18, 2013

Write Now #3: Get Real & Study the Craft

It's my observation that there are two kinds of writers, and for that matter, two kinds of professionals in any field: Those who think they can do it completely on their own and those who feel they could benefit by learning a few things from others.

I hear from members of the first group all the time: "Come on, you don't need to go to school to become a good writer. You don't need to read books. What do those guys really know, anyway? Writing isn't some formula or technical process. What fun is that? When you sit down to write a story, you just feel it, man. The muse just hits you. You've either got the jam or you don't."

Don't get me wrong, I'm a big fan of jam. I agree wholeheartedly that all of the bottom-line raw materials for success - talent, passion, ability and drive - reside within. Unless you want to succeed, and are prepared to put your whole self into it, you won't. And sheer determination, combined with a natural flair for writing and a ton of practice, can take a person a long way. My guess is you already know that because you've experienced it. You've written stuff that that has surprised you and that others have said is anything from half decent to bloody brilliant. And when we get that kind of affirmation and experience the rush of excitement that comes from putting pen to page (especially when we're young), there's a natural temptation to want to bask in the glow of how we did it all by ourselves.

But to stay there, to believe that we don't need a little help along the way to becoming the best writer we could be, is, to put it mildly, a mistake. Because contrary to what some of us artist types think, good writing is a science. It doesn't just come out of the ether, out of our heads, or any other body part for that matter. We can read Dostoevsky or Larrson or Picoult and conclude that they "just got it", then spend the rest of our lives trying to "get it". Trying to catch and bottle their magic by simply reading enough of their books, memoirs and interviews. But if we're really paying attention, it's only a matter of time before we realize that their genius was no accident, no product of an extraterrestrial talent they possessed but which we do not.

The simple truth is that they took the time to learn how to write. They stuck their egos on shelves long enough to realize that talent and passion only go so far. They read books. They spent time with other successful writers. They latched onto a mentor. They studied how stories work, how they're constructed, how they assemble and utilize a cast of compelling characters, and build to a satisfying end. In other words, for a time they silenced their inner artistes and became scientists and business people. They found out what works, what truly satisfies readers, and what sells. This should be good news because it means that becoming a great writer is much closer and easier than we thought.

Concluding that a person doesn't need to take the time to learn how to write is simply a classic of case of "you don't know what you don't know". Until you actually sit down and see how things like theme, plot structure, character arcs, inciting incidents, escalating conflict, and "all-is-lost" moments contribute to effective storytelling, it might seem logical to assume that good writing boils down to simply having a way with words. In the same way that Mozart just had a "way" with the piano, Tiger Woods just has a "way" with a club, or President Obama just has a "way" with people. I think you get the point.

Writing may be an art, and you may have picked up the idea along the way that art is all about guts, intuition, and mystical influences, but good art (and certainly successful, marketable art) is also an applied science. If you don't like the way that tastes, get a glass of juice to wash it down, then go buy a good book on the subject and watch your writing start to improve within days if not immediately. Then consider taking a few classes. That's what I did and I've never regretted it.

Speaking of books, here are a few that have been a massive help to me. None of them are perfect. Some of them disagree on small points. But if you pick two or three and draw a circle around the big stuff they have in common (trust me, it won't take long), I promise they'll take you places in your writing that you didn't even know existed.

1. The Anatomy of Story (John Truby)
2. The Writer's Journey (Christopher Vogler)
3. Save the Cat and Save The Cat Goes To The Movies (Blake Snyder)
4. Story (Robert McKee)
5. Inside Story (Dara Marks)
6. Making a Good Script Great (Linda Seger)
7. Writing Screenplays That Sell (Michael Hauge)
8. How to Become A Famous Writer Before You're Dead (Ariel Gore)

Best of luck!

December 31, 2012

My Resolutions for 2013

Computer, coffee, conscience - all systems go. Let's begin:

1. Meditate, reflect and relax my spirit for at least 20 minutes each morning and evening. Sprinkle the resulting good karma liberally at work and play. 

2. Appreciate, support and make love to my wife every day. (Proceed immediately to #6 to find the strength.)

3. Unless absolutely unavoidable, get to bed by or before 10pm. Every. Single. Night.

4. Consult a doctor re: my overall health. Comprehensive check, blood work, the works. Ask re: any questionable aches, pains, warning signs before they become a pain in the ass. Literally.

5. Consult a nutritionist about the diet that will achieve optimum health. (Something's got to be at the root of all this flatulence.)

6. Follow a regular, daily exercise plan that is simple, doable, and enjoyable. (Yoga, stretches, weights, red wine - whatever's required to strengthen my core, tone my muscles, and maintain my general sexiness.)

7. Brush and floss regularly. (As my grandad always used to say, keep the teeth God gave you.)

8. Map out a plan to reduce and eliminate debt. Take steps post-haste. Dream of winning the lottery, but remember, it's just a dream.

9. Consult a financial advisor re: preparations for retirement. (The last 20 years went by in a flash; I don't expect the next 20 to get any slower.)

10. Put aside money for fun (travel, entertainment, a better hairdresser, etc.).

11. Religiously avoid diverting money put aside for #10-12 to peppermint mochas, no matter how much you miss those little candy cane sprinkles.

12. Parent my kids with maximum intentionality, listening to their hearts, goals, fears and concerns, holding them accountable, helping them build plans for their future, and refusing to stop loving them. (They're teenagers, so yes, I have to remind myself on that last one.)

13. Writing-wise, maintain and finalize current projects, while (a) completing 1-3 scripts, (b) making progress on 1 book, and (c) blogging regularly. All other activity (including reading, PS3-ing, and internet "research") is secondary.

14. Continue to build and rigorously maintain solid, productive relationships with industry people who can move my writing and film career forward. (All work and no shmoozing makes Paul a dull boy. And a virtual unknown.)

15. Track all writing competitions and opportunities, and (sound of whip cracking) "submit, mule, submit!" 

I can do this!  Now where's my yoga mat?

December 17, 2012

Write Now #2: Embrace the Business Side of Writing

Here's a story we've all heard before.

As a rule, we writers spend as much time as possible drinking coffee, pondering the human experience, and desperately trying to funnel the end product into a story idea or two. In the process, we sometimes forget to eat, sleep, pay our bills, or wear pants, to the occasional amusement (and semi-regular hand-wringing) of those with whom we share beds and/or bathroom space.

But, we remind them, there is good reason for all of this: we are artists, with bigger fish to fry than what these admittedly non-literary types refer to as “the responsibilities of real life”. What about the responsibilities of a writer seeking to radically reshape the thinking of an entire generation via the printed page? I mean, just who do they think they are, anyway? Sure, they look at us funny when we say this and drop silly, empty threats like, “I’m going to leave you if you don’t start bathing.” But that’s because they just don’t get it.

Or so the Bohemian dream goes.  A dream inherited from beloved (and notably neurotic, single, alcoholic and/or suicidal) hero-artists like Ernest Hemmingway, Hunter S. Thompson, Jackson Pollock, and Mozart. (Throw in Nick Cage’s fictionalized version of Charlie Kauffman in Adaptation, just to comfort the screenwriters among us.)  Creativity comes from chaos, we reassure ourselves. Ergo, the more chaotic the artist, the more brilliant the art. Right?

Maybe. Or maybe not at all.

It is true that these mad geniuses produced some truly innovative and brilliant works of literature, art and music that changed the world. And I don’t doubt that the ghosts and demons haunting their mental hallways played a role in the creative process, as is true for all artists. But please forgive my reluctance at using their various cognitive, emotional and social disorders as some kind of artistic blueprint to follow on my own writer’s journey. Call me Mr. Buzz-Kill, but I believe the true source of good writing is far less tragic, infused with much less magic, and fundamentally mundane: it is the result of organized, disciplined, hard work.

It's also a ton of fun, of course. When a great idea strikes, it’s like getting hit with a tidal wave and solar flare at the same time, but in a good way.  You’re at the mall, on a bus, or reading the morning paper, and suddenly a premise or a character pops out of nowhere. Weeks of writer’s block come crumbling down in an instant, you grab and pen and piece of paper and within minutes, have the spine of your next novel or screenplay. You phone a confidante and spill your guts, not caring if they love it or not because you love it, and that’s all the matters. And when other people read it or see it, they’re going to love it, too. Your story is going to change lives. That’s the fun part. It’s why we write!

Then comes the hard part: actually writing the story. That’s where the “hard work” comes in. And any way you slice it, this is the stage where the artist in you has to shake hands with the business person in you.
That’s right, I called you a business person. Sue me. For some of us artist types, the moniker induces a kind of Pavlovian nausea, conjuring up images of blood-sucking multinationals, sharks in suits and personal heroes-turned-sellouts. I mean, what have sacred artists to do with the profane world of business? “Business” is what artists satirize, lambast, and decry. It isn’t what artists do.

If that’s you, put down the brush (or the pencil or the guitar or the laptop), find a mirror, curl your hand comfortably into a fist, and knock your skull three times while shouting, “Hellooo!” Repeat as required. The sooner you make peace with the fact that successful artists are good at managing the business side of their art, the better. Especially if you want to sell your work in the end. That`s right, I said “sell.” Get over it.

To clarify, I’m not just talking about being able to navigate the industry, deal with agents, and sign contracts. Important as all that is, I’m addressing something more fundamental. I’m talking about the deeply personal business of you getting your story written. I’d be dead and all my best ideas with me if I didn’t do this, which, in my experience, comes down to doing five basic things:

  1. Organizing myself: Listing and ranking my story ideas. Listing my writing goals and milestones. Establishing deadlines. Building a writing schedule. Keeping everything stored and filed for easy access.
  2. Disciplining myself. Getting honest about how personal habits and lifestyle areas are impacting my writing, and adjusting accordingly. Shutting out distractions. Turning off the TV or internet. Sticking to my schedule. Monitoring and managing my emotions. Keeping a running list of new story ideas, but always staying focused on my priority projects. Ditching the computer now and again for family or “me” time (work-life balance).
  3. Marketing myself. Until I sell that novel or screenplay, how else can I put my writing talents to use? Where can I network? What competitions, meetings or workshops are coming up? What writing groups can I join? Find out! Meanwhile, build a killer portfolio. Update my resume and customize it appropriately. Get business cards made. Build a website or blog.
  4. Educating and expanding myself. Read, study, view, rub shoulders with other writers to improve my writing skills. Stretch myself beyond the forms and genres I’m most comfortable with and consider any writing project. Above all, remember that the best learning comes from experience, so get outside, meet people, and keep my eyes and ears open.  But careful on this one because in the end, I’ve still got to. . .
  5. Write, Mule, Write! Organizing, disciplining, marketing and educating myself isn’t the work. Writing is. Those other things help create the process and environment that enable me to write with the greatest degree of freedom and potential for success. But they must never be allowed to become the work. With this in mind, no day shall pass without pen hitting paper.
Face it, if we want to succeed as writers, we’re going to have to figure out how to marry the art of our chosen profession with the business of it. In short, we’re going to have to do it like it’s our job. By the way, I’m not just talking about what it’s going to take to make a living as a writer. That would be great. No, I’m talking about getting anything written at all.

There’s one other benefit to treating writing like a business: it helps us zero in on stories people actually want to read or watch. I like the way John Truby puts it in his classic The Anatomy of Story:

“You should always writer first for yourself; write what you care about. But you shouldn’t write only for yourself. One of the biggest mistakes writers make is to fall into the trap of either-or thinking: either I write what I care about or I write what will sell. This a false distinction, born of the old romantic notion of writing in a garret and suffering for your art. . .Remember, you will have many more ideas in your life than you can possibly develop as full stories. Always try to write something that you care about and also think will appeal to an audience. Your writing should mean a lot to you personally. But writing for an audience makes it a lot easier to do what you love.”

What writer doesn’t want that?

December 3, 2012

Write Now #1: Find Stories Wherever You Are

"It's over," Rachel yells as she drops her fork loudly. "Why can't you get that?"

Embarrassed, Steven scans the restaurant then glares back at her in a weak attempt to preserve what little dignity he has left.

"Keep your voice down," he hisses back. "This isn't the time or place."

"It's never the time or place," she counters.

Steven rises abruptly.

"I'm going to the bathroom," he declares. "You'd better still be here when I get back."

He brushes the crumbs like bad karma from his shirt and storms off. Nine feet away and failing to mind my own business, I write down every word before tucking my note pad away and pouring two cups of coffee for table twelve.

I have no idea what their real names are or why they chose to break up on a beautiful Sunday morning at the restaurant where I work. But I'm sure glad they did. It's going to make a hell of a story.

Meanwhile, an 80-something couple sits side-by-side at a booth by the front door, oblivious to "Rachel" and "Steven" as they work their way through a crossword puzzle and flirt with all the playfulness of lovers one-quarter their age. Oh, life's crazy little juxtapositions. And another great story.

One might argue that I shouldn't stick my nose where it doesn't belong. To that I say, I'm a writer, a busybody by trade, ever in search of a good story and delighted to find one wherever I can. I don`t wish the aforementioned unhappy couple any ill will and I`ll certainly work hard to maintain their anonymity, but I'd be a fool to turn a blind eye to their misery since that's where real life happens. Real life that translates into great ideas, which in turn produce the inspiring and/or cautionary tales that guide eager readers and audiences on their own journeys.

Unless you're Paul Haggis or Nora Ephron, writing isn't a full-time gig. It's fleeting, piecemeal, by contract, part-time, and more often than not, a thankless work of passion. Which means most of us have to take whatever jobs we can waiting tables, installing home theatre systems, or hawking our store's upcoming spring collection, aching for those precious, few hours at the end of the day when we can finally drop in front of our computers to dream up stories we hope will propel us to fame and fortune, or at least to something vaguely resembling full-time work. No sympathy required or expected - we chose this. Nonetheless, in said predicament, it can be easy to languish, to second-guess, to descend into self-pity, all the while resenting an industry that seems hell-bent on picking favourites and making life for the rest of us literary hopefuls so damned difficult.

You're thinking all this, certain beyond a doubt that your day job is wasting your valuable time as it slowly sucks the last drops of creative energy from your veins, when suddenly a couple begins shouting at each on the other side of the room. Or on the other side of the store. Or at the bus stop. Or wherever you happen to find yourself.

"Wait, what's this," you mutter.

Without warning, curiosity replaces despair. Ennui gives way to "Oh my!" The sense that life as a writer is over is consumed by a killer opening scene and the seeds of a compelling first act. Hopelessness gives way to restlessness - the good kind, out of which great stories are born, nurtured, and raised to adulthood.

In other words, that which you thought life was denying you was there all along - at your disposal, ready to be tapped, mined, and organized into the beats of your next big novel or screenplay! You just needed a good, swift kick to the ankles to realize it. Imagine what would happen if you started each day with a plan to actually look for these little gems, and a grateful heart for the crappy job that provides so many of them?

Now turn to the left. Turn the right. There it is: a story waiting to happen! But for heaven's sake, stop staring!

November 20, 2012

The Job Hunt, Pt 2: Film School Was Totally Worth It

Nicholas Humphries, director and instructor at VFS
And, boom! That's how quickly two months fly by. Really? Sixty-six days since my last post? And I call myself a writer.

Speaking of writing, here's how that has been going lately: Much better than expected.

I'd love to be able to say the two restaurant jobs I secured since last I blogged have shut me in a dank, overworked, computerless prison where creativity deigns to tap me on the shoulder for fear I'll resentfully snap back, "Later!" (I say I'd love to only because it would make for a more tragic and compelling tale. Ah, we writers, always in search of an "angle", even if we have to pull it from our own wretched, if occasionally-hyperbolized, life experience. Sick, huh?) Yes, I now find myself working seven days a week in two uniforms not of my own choosing, taking orders and doling out martinis. Yes, this former oil field manager whose salary once kissed six figures occasionally pines for the good old days.

But the truth is, shortly after graduating from Vancouver Film School, I was able to secure a writing job, too. That`s right, a bona fide (and get this, paid) job as a co-writer on a sizable indie feature film set for production next summer. I can't give away a lot of details, but it's an Indian-American love story with all the ingredients of a truly great movie, and I have the equally great fortune of working in a room filled with committed, passionate souls that resembles those heady student workshops I loved and miss so much. And did I mention I'm getting paid? Not in credits, nachos and beer, either. I'm talking real money!

On top of that, I landed four gigs (most of them paid) composing music for various productions: A promo reel for Vancouver's Cineworks, a commercial for HootSuite, a corporate promo video for Timedrops Media, and a short horror film.

Meanwhile, I've got four other projects on the boil: an original feature of my own, a web series, a biography, and a teleplay I keep promising Sir Michael Baser I'll send him for review one day. (It's coming, Michael, it's coming.) All gratis, of course, but proof that there is life after film school if one is determined to fight for it. Many of my fellow former students would say the same. Matt is collaborating with a solid team on a feature. Piers is hard at work on his own web series. Hannah recently got roped in to a TV show! I could go on. The point is, whether still in the planning stages, just getting started or already ten miles down the road, we`re all very much on the move.

(Hence my online absence in the blog department. I`ll try not to let it happen again.)

I take all of this is an unequivocal validation that going to film school was worth it. Worth the cost, the time, the sleepless, angst-filled nights, the punctuated equilibrium of our life trajectories. Whatever precisely comes of our individual hopes, dreams, and collaborations; whichever projects languish in writer's purgatory, burst forth with wild success, or fizzle into nothing, I believe it's fair now, a short three months after graduating, to drive a flag deep into the ground and claim a victory for Vancouver Film School. And for us. They did it and we did it. Point being, we couldn't have done it without each other.

As I've said in previous posts, I can't speak for the experience of every student in every department. Maybe writers instinctively look for silver linings, I don't know. But I don't think so. Because I'm looking at a script and a pay stub with my name on it. You know, that thing scientists call "proof"?

So if you're an anxious but aspiring film school student wondering if all that tuition and a potentially big and inconvenient move west is worth the bother, take this occasionally-not-so-humble writer's word for it: Yes, it is very worth it.

But take heed: those of us who have found some measure of success have done so for a reason. And that is, we gave it everything. We weren't geniuses. We weren't necessarily the very best writers in the world. (Okay, I'll speak for myself.) But we showed up in class, did the work, had a realistic view of what miracles VFS could and couldn't accomplish for us, and in the words of a well-known astronaut, never gave up and never surrendered.

If you can do that, I dare say it's infinity and beyond for you, too!

September 15, 2012

The Job Hunt, Pt. 1: You Are Not Alone

Shhhh, be vewy, vewy quiet. It's job huntin' season.

It’s two a.m. and I’m awakened from a dream in which I take home the Oscar for Best Original Screenplay by my cat, meowing to be let out. I am tempted to throw a shoe, roll over and ignore him (as is my usual custom), when a solitary word suddenly projects itself on the movie screen of my mind and sends me to the side of the bed in a cold sweat: Rent.

I search frantically for my Oscar, but it’s nowhere to be found. I sigh, grab my glasses from the nightstand, and head for the kitchen.

A swirl of sleepy yet utterly lucid thoughts follows me in my quest for a glass of milk.

Out of film school a month now. Rent due in seventeen days and I still haven’t found a job. Bills already a month behind. Two jobs may be necessary, although right now one would be nice.

I open the fridge and grab a bottle of Sunny D instead. Panic and self-doubt begin to compete for space in my brain. I don’t remember inviting either of them.

You had a perfectly good job in Alberta. Secure. Stable. Sweet money. Oil money.

I pour a glass, sit down at the dining table, and find my own reflection in the sliding glass window. I make faces at myself, but myself fails to find the humour in it.  

You had a house, two cars, a dog, half the debt. You could hit the pillow at night and sleep the sleep of the dead.

I turn to a stack of resumes on the chair beside me for solace, but they offer small comfort. I turn on my laptop and review the list of jobs I’ve applied to, recall the pavement thus far pounded. Forty-six and counting. Like the unemployed characters in my nascent web series, Men 4 Rent, I carefully weigh the pros and cons of becoming a dog sitter, a bodyguard for rich seniors, a male escort, an international jewel thief. Nothing sticks. 

But oh no, you just had to go and become a writer!

I open a browser and begin searching for work. Again. I find an article that tells me the average job hunt lasts six months. Encouraged by this good news, I click on another article that prescribes visualization and belly breathing as ways to relieve the stress of unemployment. I close my eyes and try to imagine a rainbow-covered wheat field littered with hundred dollar bills and spritely Hollywood producers calling me by my first name as they prance like pagans around a shrine built in honour of my first feature screenplay. I ponder how belly breathing differs from regular breathing.

The cat scratches at the window, still waiting to be let out. Get stuffed, I think in his direction, though not in those words.

Then I see it and all my fears melt away. A small, blue and red book sitting quietly on a shelf as if it had been waiting all week just to remind me that this, too, shall pass. Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone. (Ah yes, Miss Rowling, you know what it’s like.) And to the left, David Copperfield. (As do you, Charles.) And to the right, a biography of Walt Disney, who was told in a time of great personal poverty – and I quote – he “lacked imagination and had no good ideas” by the newspaper editor who then proceeded to fire him.

Alright, I get it: I'll find something if I simply keep at it. 
Stay positive.
Stay focused.
Stay connected to your network.
Remember who you are, what you love, why you're on this planet.
And no matter what, don’t. . .stop. . .writing!

I close my laptop, throw back the last of my highly-processed (but totally delicious) simulated orange drink, and stand, bleary-eyed but resolute.

Alright, cat. You can go out now. While you’re out there, you want to find me a job? Or a rabbit, whichever comes first.   

September 8, 2012

My First IMDb Credit: Musical Score for "Away"

My first official IMDb credit for the musical score to Carlos Martinez's "Away", produced by Grace Smith in association with Vancouver Film School.

Listed September 6, 2012.

Exciting and surreal. Not quite the same as an Oscar and one day (hopefully) I'll look back and say, "Yeah, I guess that was a big deal?" But for now, it's a big milestone.

Gonna go make me a peanut butter and honey sandwich to celebrate!